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Dance of the Puppets

Like a bat on a hot tin roof since August 2005

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Stupid Super Powers 1: Animal Magnetism

Animal Magnetism:
The ability to cause animals to become temporarily magnetic.

Can't you just see silver age Batman gaining this power just in time to deal with a breakout at the zoo, which he foils by attaching all the magnetized animals to a giant fridge door that happens to be nearby?


Blogger Walaka said...

Heh - wasn't there someone like this in the Legion of Substitute Heroes?

Funny stuff.

7:33 pm  
Blogger Harvey Jerkwater said...

The superhero team Section Eight from Hitman had a guy kind of like that.

He was called "The Dogwelder."

He'd...um...weld a dog to his foe's face.

That had to sting.

8:05 pm  

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