This is my "I'm too lazy to actually review all the new DC comics" post. What I'm going to do is read most of the comics (Judd Winnick is a step too far) and see if I can remember anything about them a week later.
Action: Superman is young and stupid and catches a train.
Animal Man: Something about blood and ugly sketchy drawing.
Batgirl: This one I enjoyed, then read some reviews of it and then read it again to catch some of the neat little details I missed the first time around. Must remember to read next issue twice.
JLI: Almost felt like a full comic. The team got together and then something bad happened; I forget what. And Batman was cool.
Men of War: MEN doing MANLY things. Shooting at each other, mostly.
OMAC: Forget what happened exactly but it was very Kirbyish and fun. Will prolly reread when ish 2 comes out to remind myself why I liked it.
Static Shock: Static arrives in New York and has backstory. And then something happens, I guess.
Stormwatch: The Moon is the villain? People are looking for Apollo, and then Midnighter shows up at the end. I'd like to care more about this than I actually did.
Swamp Thing: Alex Holland doesn't want to be Swamp Thing and builds a house.