Saturday, January 28, 2006

Stupid Super Powers 1: Animal Magnetism

Animal Magnetism:
The ability to cause animals to become temporarily magnetic.

Can't you just see silver age Batman gaining this power just in time to deal with a breakout at the zoo, which he foils by attaching all the magnetized animals to a giant fridge door that happens to be nearby?


Walaka said...

Heh - wasn't there someone like this in the Legion of Substitute Heroes?

Funny stuff.

Harvey Jerkwater said...

The superhero team Section Eight from Hitman had a guy kind of like that.

He was called "The Dogwelder."

He' a dog to his foe's face.

That had to sting.